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GOD KNOWS YOU'RE LONELY SOULS

» i'm gonna die in a place that dont know my name.

Created on 2009-09-13 10:12:08 (#22327425), last updated 2009-09-13

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Name:	[ 017 ] → DESMOND MILES.
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MNEMOTECHNICS ;
the practice of improving one's memory.

This is Desmond Miles. He enjoys piña coladas, is not overly fond of walks in the rain, and has nothing against yoga. He was quite happy with his bartending career, and was not very keen on being kidnapped by what appears to be an evil pharmaceutical company. It happened anyway. Apparently that Assassin's Clan he was born into in some god-forsaken farm in the middle of the desert wasn't just a bunch of crazies after all, memories are stored in genes, and he's descended from legendary Assassin Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad. The logical consuence of all of this, of course, was being stuck into some kind of sci-fi-bullshit-genetic-memory-living-through-virtual-reality-machine-thing. So now, through absolutely no fucking fault of his own, he's suddenly become the world's most important Living MacGuffin, holding the key to the locations of some of history's deadliest relics. The map to which he's going to hand over to Abstergo-- whether he wants to or not.

Needless to say, Desmond Miles is not amused.

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altair, altair ibn-la'ahad, animii, animuses, assassin's creed, assassins assassinate people, badass counterattacks, bartending, being a crazy magnet, being a vegan assassin, being really fucking paranoid, blend blend blend, building schools in southamerica, chinese on my walls, collapsing scaffolding on guards, conspiracy theories, cool jeans, crazy scientists, delivering rice to philipinos, doc badtouched me :(, eagle vision, eagle vision is useful, everything is permitted, ezio, ezio auditore da firenze, ezio you dog, ezio's funny accent, ezio's gay cape thing, flamboyant capes, freaky hallucinations, free running, freedom, fu al mualim, fucking journal names, fucking synchronization meter, genetic memory, gentle pushing to freedom, getting altair drunk, gtfo minstrels, hacking emails, halp?, harassing shaun during work, having all five fingers, having cool ancestors, hay stacks, helpful subtitles, hidden blades, hiring courtesans as distractions, i have no icons, i'm an assassin fml, identity issues, idk my bff altair, it'sa me mario, killing beggars, killing for a living, killing guards creatively, killing lepers, lazy to umlaut "i"s, le parkour, leaps of faith, learning stealth from whores, let me in bureau, lucy is the joker, making cocktails, malik's a dick, must climb higher, my ancestor the manwhore, never between the sheets!!!!, not being desynchronized, not being kidnapped, not being pickpocketed, not credit cards, not farms, not more minstrels, not prison, not that creepy doctor, not that malik, nothing is true, oh god minstrels, omg altair got laid, pieces of eden, pleasesirimpoorandsickand-- *dead*, press a to hug, rooftop gardens, running away from home, running like a chimp, saving the world apparently, seeing the truth, shaken not stirred, shaun hastings' witty comebacks, sleeping ontop of blankets, sleeping with shoes on, somehow inheriting scars, stop watching me sleep, stupid bureau, subject 16, subject 16's interior decor, tending to bars, the animus, those little cocktail umbrellas, to the skyyyy, tossing money to townspeople, touch me there doc, using toilet paper quickly, vidic's after my ass, walking really slowly, watching altair have sex, watching altair have sex!?!?!?, white eagles, white hoodies, writing on the walls, you're a dick shaun

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